This, following the annual hotdog eating contest.
He had just eaten an entire package of Hebrew National hotdogs, but lost the race to the smaller, more efficient six-time hotdog eating champion Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi.
When he entered the foyer,
he apparently was overcome by the gaseous
emanating from the sanctuary.
repeatedly singing America the Beautiful
and Battle Hymn of the Republic.
Uncle Sam is currently recovering from the incident at a local VA hospital.
Cards with money and silk flowers are welcome.