Here's the deal, I don't know who to vote for. I need your help. I'm looking to be convinced. I'm trying to decide who to vote for. Which loser should be president. The fact is that one must be an absolute megalomaniac to even want to be president. "Oh, look at me! I'm the only one who can lead the world!" So, here's the deal. My vote goes to the highest bidder! The currency is the best argument (fact based) as to who will be the best person for the job. That is to say, not the lesser of evils. The lesser of evils is not acceptable. I will vote for the best person for the job, whether or not that person is "officially" running.
So, here it is. The bidding begins now!