Now, meet our cat, Vegas.
Kitty Socks . . .
That's right, Psycho Kitty. People wonder why we don't have children. Because I'm afraid they will turn out like him.
Anybody who has met him knows that he is a bit . . . well, eccentric. We just want to say, on record, that he does love US -- maybe not anyone else -- but he can be very sweet. I think he would be perfect as an lolcat (see slate.com slideshow). Add your own captions as needed.
LiLo Kitty . . .